May08
05
10 Guaranteed Tips For Driving Less Traffic To Your Blog
- Stop posting for 10 whole days.
- Use a boring generic WordPress theme as a placemarker while you take too much time redesigning your site.
- Stop replying to comments.
- Use all the free time you have over two consecutive long weekends to become a better Texas Hold’em player, instead of keeping track of what’s happening in the blogosphere.
- Ignore Twitter completely.
- When you write, write rubbish.
- Mess around with code you don’t understand, and endeavour to screw up the back end of your site beyond all recognition.
- Submit your own post to Muti.
- Write only 9 tips when you promised 10.
Update:
LOL - this was, unbeknownst to me, the 666th post on my blog… bah!
It seems you have a similar start to the week as I do Mike. Tired, uninspired and drrripping with sarcasm.
[I did however spot the reverse psychology traffic generating strategy. Good move]
HAHAHAHA - brilliant Mike, love your work.
LOL Mike - it’s that time of year…
I can add a 10th: Don’t check now and then that your RSS feed is actually validating - do not pass go just move to the end of the queue / chart / list….then try and fix it and just bugger it up more….woteva
Nothing like a brilliant post to win your share of the blogosphere back!
classic…..your uninspired start is an inspiration to mine
Thanks Mike, I needed this big time. BTW I enjoyed your article on your new PVR in the Citizen.
Oh dear… it seems not everyone caught the irony in your post.
Nice post for a post-long-weekend Monday
Rad insight bro, spot on. Makes me realise exactly why I’m such a crap blogger….!
I think I met all the critieria, except for the fact that my poker game may possibly have gotten worse….bummer
Hi Mike
How about for number #10:
10) Make up arbitrary lists of 10 things.
Although in your case it has had the opposite effect, you clever bastard
Mmm this nasty bug persists. Its time to take this to Muti.. lol - wordpress will destroy privacy..
1, 4, 7, 9 - ROFL!!!
Texas Hold’em is way more fun than blogging.
mmm i keep getting Henre’s details auto filled in the comment box when i try to fill in a comment of my own, anyone else getting this problem? Mike did u find a solution yet?
SimonB - I was really worried there for a second when I saw a comment I surely didn’t write. lol…spooky in a way.
haha…hilarious — good one.
#3… don’t reply to comments.