Cape Town Sucks
I arrived in the ‘Your Mother’ City this morning at 10h00. It is now 17h30. In that time Dave and I have been sworn at by an irate man and his dog, been the victims of a road rage incident, watched two people have an all-out bare knuckle boxing match in the middle of Kloof street (the loser of which got tossed in front of Dave’s car), and witnessed a series of hooting, screeching exchanges between drivers from the sanctity of our office.
Dave says the view is nice. Gimme a postcard. This place smells like rotten kelp.
See you in Jozi…
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At least we have the mountain bruuu. Fully. :)
Feeling is mutual though :)
“Dave says the view is nice. Gimme a postcard. This place smells like rotten kelp. ”
Couldn’t agree more. They can have their view – we’ll keep the money ;)
Mike, the now misnamed ‘Mother City’ has become the murder capital of the RSA. A sad decline….
Stop complaining about the Mother City. At least Cape Town is better than Jozi and we have beaches ;)
Jacques, you mis-spelled ‘beaches’….. :-)
Clive, you misspelled ‘misspelled’.
you south africans are all fools…
Im 15, from Cape Town.. And i guess everyone has their opinions.. But ziggy s? South Africans are not all fools. Yes theirs alot of violence etc. But it is still the best place in the world. I live in Dublin, Ireland now. And well. . Its not great. If you think Cape Towns bad.. Come to Dublin. And you will quickly run back to Cape Town.