Cape Town Sucks

I arrived in the ‘Your Mother’ City this morning at 10h00. It is now 17h30. In that time Dave and I have been sworn at by an irate man and his dog, been the victims of a road rage incident, watched two people have an all-out bare knuckle boxing match in the middle of Kloof street (the loser of which got tossed in front of Dave’s car), and witnessed a series of hooting, screeching exchanges between drivers from the sanctity of our office.

Dave says the view is nice. Gimme a postcard. This place smells like rotten kelp.

See you in Jozi…

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8 Responses to “Cape Town Sucks”
  1. At least we have the mountain bruuu. Fully. :)

    Feeling is mutual though :)

    by sessa
    on 27. Feb, 2007

  2. “Dave says the view is nice. Gimme a postcard. This place smells like rotten kelp. ”

    Couldn’t agree more. They can have their view – we’ll keep the money ;)

    by Justin Hartman
    on 27. Feb, 2007

  3. Mike, the now misnamed ‘Mother City’ has become the murder capital of the RSA. A sad decline….

    by Clive Simpkins
    on 27. Feb, 2007

  4. Stop complaining about the Mother City. At least Cape Town is better than Jozi and we have beaches ;)

    by Jacques Marneweck
    on 28. Feb, 2007

  5. Jacques, you mis-spelled ‘beaches’….. :-)

    by Clive Simpkins
    on 28. Feb, 2007

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  7. Clive, you misspelled ‘misspelled’.

    by Henk Kleynhans
    on 02. Mar, 2007

  8. you south africans are all fools…

    by ziggy s
    on 09. Mar, 2007

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